Across the bandwidth, another noob scoots Coulda opened with a weapon but instead got boots You shoulda' got the gank, but my kill shot shoots Leave it to Zilla to steal another man's loots Now it's 3v3 because I can't do 5's I get up in your base While i'm chasin' your Ryze And it's no surprise He's healin' i'm feelin' My earned demise Towered right between the eyes Part of the team But i'm not a team player Type in all caps "THE NEW CHAMP AINT FAIR" Run into the fray Never thinkin' it through Watch me feed the troops And then blame it on you I'll rock anivia and stack attack Because my ultimate is "being level 18 wack" I'll squander my gold on junk and potions Cremes and lotions, leave you with the quotient You say I'm stock, when I think I'm hot When my history confirms That's it's probable to positive I'm not You take the top while I solo bot You say to give 'em my worst, that's all I got I get two boots Cuz it makes me run faster Max wall first And you'll call me Wallmaster Junglin' your jungle As I bungle and fail Delivering the deaths Like I'm out delivering mail That is, to say, directly into your hands I'm a nightmare Feared through all of the lands! Demacia and Noxus, internet too 9 deaths in five minutes, well it must be true There's a newbie every minute Out to make his name He talks like a pro But they're really all the same With a big, bad attitude Struttin' my stuff Acting all tough Steal your red buff I'll rock Anivia and stack attack Because my ultimate is "being level 18 wack" I'll squander my gold on junk and potions Cremes and lotions, leave you with the quotient You say I'm stock, when I think I'm hot When my history confirms That's it's probable to positive I'm not You take the top while I solo bot You say to give 'em my worst, that's all I got

No breath Someone's playing hard to get Slippin' away like a kassadin Who's marked for death The breadth of my affection Leaves heart strings strung Round my neck Lemme' backtrack Tell you where it started at Champ select screen Spit-take my beer The lady with the undefeated record is here Come to mingle with the commoners Randomly selected Better step up my game Awesomeness inflected She got hell of IP - got rolls and stacks Every champion and new skin fully intact And those runesets? Ooh, she come fully equipped Let me be your smitten minion - let me give you my whip You make me feel Like I wanna' spam skills 'til I overheat Buildin' like a trundle so you notice me Demonstrating I can be the baddest member in the scene Of double-booted ward-shootin Summoners in the industry Eagerly awaitin then she drops that bomb Zilla Zilla, you're the guy from that Anivia song Rockin' AD? Kid I think you're doin' it wrong She drops queue, leaving me alone.com. Girl, why you gotta' go queue-dodge my heart? The way you evade is like a work of art You see I lock in my champ Something's amiss You pick rally revive And the timer tick ticks Why you always gotta' go queue-dodge my heart? The way you evade is like a work of art You see I lock in my champ Something's amiss You pick rally revive And the timer tick ticks Stuck in a fantasy The nightmares come nightly The lack of sleep has made our Zilla unsightly Grizzled on a mission to prove it's a front I don't REALLY build like that It's a publicity stunt! Every friend request sent Gets declined or ignored Generating fake accounts filling forums and boards With love songs summoned from the nexus of my soul So vexed! The text normally so naturally told No longer easily flows Rhymin' in Vayne Hoping every time I queue that I might see your name Then I could explain How I deserve a chance It's true love the way you make me wanna slash dance Quit the turtle stance in the name of romance I enhance to elevate myself so I may properly advance I'm awesome, see? We could take it real slow Get to know ZP and his lovesick flow Girl, why you gotta' go queue-dodge my heart? The way you evade is like a work of art You see I lock in my champ Something's amiss You pick rally revive And the timer tick ticks Why you always gotta' go queue-dodge my heart? The way you evade is like a work of art You see I lock in my champ Something's amiss You pick rally revive And the timer tick ticks (So strut with me) Missy give me one more shot (So lane with me) kitty I could prove I'm not Some LoLFail troll that I said I would be I'm beggin' you girl, let me join that team (So gank with me) on the Eve I profess (So tank with me) eclipse the negative press The best is just ahead, and it's all for you Forget 5's, lemme' show you how to handle 2's Girl, why you gotta' go queue-dodge my heart? The way you evade is like a work of art You see I lock in my champ Something's amiss You pick rally revive And the timer tick ticks Why you always gotta' go queue-dodge my heart? The way you evade is like a work of art You see I lock in my champ Something's amiss You pick rally revive And the timer tick ticks

When you hear dat boom You know you better get runnin' Gonna' topple the game Because you summoned dat girl: Automaton Spec how she move that body Clockwork motion Rockin' the party Autopop and lock shock toppin' the chart She deliver the art Queue dodge ya' heart Just another day wrecked Face check that brush, mama hush else trust Ya' gonna' get crushed Roll-rush to the floor Straight ballin' Adamant, incredulous - you try and you lack... What do you call it? Skills, charisma? Overall fact: Sexy left in '06 but she's bringin' it back Zero to stacks Find her at the club With her spherical trappings Everybody do a double take That's when it happened Typically lethal - pump the bass Personality sways And she take the stage See that girl She burn it up So turn it up Don't test your luck Don't over-extend - your heart'll stolen Get out da club when the ball gets rollin' It's like a mass attack It's a fact she got appeal Part of another type or tier She demonstrate it for real And with a single command Or with a roll of the keys At breakneck speed Breakin' necks with ease She getcha' weak in the knees By now it's expected Bragging that you're so pro Then corrected! With a twist of her wrist Give the key a good wind Soft things practice: She was designed To put a rally cry up to every champ in the field If you can't get on my level lemme give you the deal I'm havin' a hard time learnin' to feel But in conjunction I recognize in pieces of my memory a function - Movin' to the rhythm of a summoner's flow I like my team fast And my bass down low And so, if you understand gather around Throw your weapons ground and jump to the sound Cue a shrug and a pause Followed by a bout of cheer and applause Even Volibear was shakin his paws And Garen's spinnin' to win it While Fizz makin' a splash Blitz doin' the 'bot Mundo doin' the Mash *Whir-click* go the gears on this robot chick Tecmaturgic - energy surging Always makin' a point to play it cuz she do it like a playa Look so good it isn't fair Come and get it if you dare See that girl She burn it up So turn it up Don't test your luck Don't over-extend - your heart'll stolen Get out da club when the ball gets rollin' See that girl She burn it up So turn it up Don't test your luck Don't over-extend - your heart'll stolen Get out da club when the ball gets rollin'