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LoLFail

from Three Legends by Zilla Persona

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Everyone is pretty busy confident that they're the best League of Legends player ever. It's the easiest thing ever to pass the blame when you're playing horribly.

This track is about being terrible.

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Across the bandwidth, another noob scoots
Coulda opened with a weapon but instead got boots
You shoulda' got the gank, but my kill shot shoots
Leave it to Zilla to steal another man's loots

Now it's 3v3 because I can't do 5's
I get up in your base
While i'm chasin' your Ryze
And it's no surprise
He's healin' i'm feelin'
My earned demise
Towered right between the eyes

Part of the team
But i'm not a team player
Type in all caps
"THE NEW CHAMP AINT FAIR"
Run into the fray
Never thinkin' it through
Watch me feed the troops
And then blame it on you

I'll rock anivia and stack attack
Because my ultimate is "being level 18 wack"
I'll squander my gold on junk and potions
Cremes and lotions, leave you with the quotient
You say I'm stock, when I think I'm hot
When my history confirms
That's it's probable to positive I'm not
You take the top while I solo bot
You say to give 'em my worst, that's all I got

I get two boots
Cuz it makes me run faster
Max wall first
And you'll call me Wallmaster

Junglin' your jungle
As I bungle and fail
Delivering the deaths
Like I'm out delivering mail

That is, to say, directly into your hands
I'm a nightmare
Feared through all of the lands!
Demacia and Noxus, internet too
9 deaths in five minutes, well it must be true

There's a newbie every minute
Out to make his name
He talks like a pro
But they're really all the same
With a big, bad attitude
Struttin' my stuff
Acting all tough
Steal your red buff

I'll rock Anivia and stack attack
Because my ultimate is "being level 18 wack"
I'll squander my gold on junk and potions
Cremes and lotions, leave you with the quotient
You say I'm stock, when I think I'm hot
When my history confirms
That's it's probable to positive I'm not
You take the top while I solo bot
You say to give 'em my worst, that's all I got

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from Three Legends, released July 5, 2012
All music and lyrics by Zilla Persona.

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Zilla Persona New York, New York

Zilla Persona is a nerdly rapper, beatboxer and electronic composer.

He likes to make beepy noises and to make people dance.

His most recent official release, Three Legends, were all entries in the Songs of the Summoned competition for Riot Game's MOBA "League of Legends." ... more

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